love Funny Status Messages

   Choose what you love and then learn to live with your choice.

   We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help to teach us that relationships are complete bullsh!t!

   Thought I wanted love. Turns out I just want a tattoo.

   I love you.... and your weed.

   People who always say "love is blind" need to be reminded that Stevie Wonder is divorcing his wife

   I'm just a guy searching for love and someone to bang the hell out of.

   Her: How deep is your love? Me: 8 inches. 3 if you actually have a ruler with you.

   If you love Jesus more than your husband then start praying the next time you need a jar open.

   The Story Of Milk: Good milk. Bad milk. Disgusting milk. Dangerous milk. Cheese! I love a happy ending.

   I love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people. Never gets old.

   A Girl commented on my post, a guy replied, she replied again n they were abt 2 fall in Love so I deleted d post.

   Anybody that says I'll steal your heart, mind, love etc. you definitely aren't allowed in my house. And you will be frisked for knives.

   We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and facebook friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. Orson Welles

   Parents say alcohol is your enemy, God says love your enemy.......

   You know you love your wife if you've ever written a hush money check to a porn star on Valentine's day.

   It's always awkward ending phone calls with people you love. I always say, "I love you" and they're like "Thank you for choosing Domino's Pizza."

   Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.

   I sometimes eat pizza with a fork... Please love me anyway.

   Love is such a strong word But then again, so is C*NT

   I assume aliens love oral since they only abduct humans without teeth.