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Nothing's more disappointing than getting a message, hoping it's from that girl you love, and it turns out to be from your wife instead.
Roses are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it is stiff, stick it in! Not that's a love poem!
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01-22-2013 13:07
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The 4 stages of a relationship: 1. I like you 2. I love you 3. I hate you 4. Arson
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06-23-2014 08:52
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We all crave to find someone to crawl into the darkest parts of our soul And still ache to make love to our demons
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08-09-2013 14:15
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The problem with love is that though we get to chose who we love, we don't get to chose who loves us back.
I want to make sweet love to your face with my fist. Don't worry, I'll use protection. Wouldn't want my hand to get hurt.
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09-02-2010 18:27 by Aaron
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I love animals, especially with veg and gravy....
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09-27-2011 04:00
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Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
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05-08-2011 22:53 by BEGO
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A dog will love you more then your wife... Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.
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04-19-2012 22:56
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I love rude waiters/waitresses...I don't have to be GUILTY for not tipping them. I only had money for the food anyway
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06-20-2013 03:35
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Love is blind. Hate is deaf. You'd think Stupid would be mute but I keep on talking.
Finally shaved my legs...donated it to Locks of Love
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01-30-2014 11:57 by Tabu
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In love, you either win someone's heart or lose your liver... !
Love is like a soccer ball, everybody runs to have that ball, and when they have it they kick it away..
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06-23-2010 15:02 by BEGO
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I believe in love at first sight because… I’ve loved my mum since I opened my eyes!
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04-19-2013 21:52 by BEGO
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"Scots love me and I love those haggis smelling weirdos who wear those little girlie skirts!" -Trump, eventually, during his Scotland trip.
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06-23-2016 18:27
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Love is...never having to say “wrong hole”
Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance.
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03-06-2011 22:15 by BEGO
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Choose what you love and then learn to live with your choice.
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09-13-2011 05:16
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We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help to teach us that relationships are complete bullsh!t!
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10-03-2011 16:07
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