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   messageicon I love scary movies. I've seen Ghostbusters at least 6 times.
←Rate | 06-22-2014 21:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing's more disappointing than getting a message, hoping it's from that girl you love, and it turns out to be from your wife instead.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 14:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it is stiff, stick it in! Not that's a love poem!
←Rate | 01-22-2013 13:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all crave to find someone to crawl into the darkest parts of our soul And still ache to make love to our demons
←Rate | 08-09-2013 14:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with love is that though we get to chose who we love, we don't get to chose who loves us back.
←Rate | 03-13-2013 18:28 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to make sweet love to your face with my fist. Don't worry, I'll use protection. Wouldn't want my hand to get hurt.
←Rate | 09-02-2010 18:27 by Aaron Comments (1)  


   messageicon The 4 stages of a relationship: 1. I like you 2. I love you 3. I hate you 4. Arson
←Rate | 06-23-2014 08:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love animals, especially with veg and gravy....
←Rate | 09-27-2011 04:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A dog will love you more then your wife... Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 22:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love rude waiters/waitresses...I don't have to be GUILTY for not tipping them. I only had money for the food anyway
←Rate | 06-20-2013 03:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is blind. Hate is deaf. You'd think Stupid would be mute but I keep on talking.
←Rate | 02-23-2010 03:52 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon In love, you either win someone's heart or lose your liver... !
←Rate | 07-18-2013 19:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally shaved my legs...donated it to Locks of Love
←Rate | 01-30-2014 11:57 by Tabu Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is like a soccer ball, everybody runs to have that ball, and when they have it they kick it away..
←Rate | 06-23-2010 15:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in love at first sight because… I’ve loved my mum since I opened my eyes!
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screw love? No, screw the person who made you think that way.
←Rate | 07-19-2012 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon my ex downgraded and I upgraded.love it
←Rate | 03-29-2013 05:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is...never having to say “wrong hole”
←Rate | 10-30-2017 02:48 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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