Friday Funny Status Messages

   its friday I smell vodka

   I was thinking about going to Walmart for Black Friday but I couldn't find my pajamas.

   Black Friday. Or as it should be known: "Thanksgiving Is Over, We Now Return You To Your Self-Centered Lives Already In Progress."

   I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts

   The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.

   Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!

   Its friday everybody! Maybe I should make a song about it.......u know, just to get the word out

   Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.

   I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed....

   The Royal Couple will be in the U.S. on Friday. Isn't that ironic? We spent Monday celebrating the day we threw the British out, and on Friday we're letting them back in.

   Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!

   would like to wish everyone a Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs...!

   It's Friday!!!!!! I just thought i'd tell ya'll that just incase you haven't seen all the other 1000 post about it.

   Black friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have

   Black Friday. The day we buy a whole bunch of material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.

   While your looking for deals this black Friday....I'll be at your house finding a better deal

   I’ll like to brag that after 12 Years of marriage, I still have sex with my wife almost every day! Almost on Monday Almost on Tuesday Almost on Wednesday Almost on Thursday Almost on Friday Almost on Saturday Almost on Sunday.!

   Its Friday, Anything worth doing is worth doing weird.

   *confetti falls* DING! DING! DING! *audience cheers* *in my gameshow host voice* COOOOONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000th PERSON TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S FRIDAY IN YOUR STATUS. JERRY, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY'VE WON! *door opens* ABBBBBBSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!

   OK. Who wants to put on a bear costume and go on a rampage tearing apart the tents of people camping outside of Best Buy for Black Friday?