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I'm not religious, but I love God.
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06-27-2012 14:17
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7 years ago I met the love of my life and have been blessed every day since then... I love you Nutella.
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09-13-2015 16:10
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My ass and Charmin Ultra Soft is a better love story than Twilight.
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12-27-2011 06:14
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I love the looks that can only be shared with you and another customer in a grocery line
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11-13-2011 16:50 by
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I LOVE it when people that I don't like friend request me on Facebook, I feel like St. Peter --- DE-NIED! Ü
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04-21-2010 11:52 by
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I love pressing buttons, so as you can imagine this makes it really difficult for me to be around nipples
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11-07-2011 07:23 by
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Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
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06-07-2010 21:57 by
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I love that you can pee anywhere you want at Wal Mart.
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01-21-2013 12:54 by
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Unless I see a tombstone of someone who died for not doing so, I won't 'like' your post to prove "love Jesus" or hate cancer.
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01-15-2013 15:27
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Never date someone that you don't really like. the desire to be wanted is different from the desire to be with the one you love
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06-10-2013 12:26
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Ladies; True Love is when he holds your hair back while you're giving him a bl0wjob.
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06-14-2012 10:19 by
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If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
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03-01-2011 04:14 by
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I think it is funny as hell. Then again I love my own brand of comedy!!
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11-14-2010 19:27 by
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'I love having sex with you' doesn't mean, 'I'm only having sex with you'
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08-20-2011 14:49
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I ain't talking about Floyd when I say I love May weather.
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05-01-2013 17:56 by
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Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.
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08-09-2018 07:10
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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03-01-2011 04:03 by
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Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.
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07-19-2012 22:14 by
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all I really want is someone to love me as much as kanye west loves himself
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04-20-2013 14:14 by
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Love is free. Loyalty is going to cost you.
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