love Funny Status Messages
Search results for status messages containing 'love': View All Messages
Page: 64 of 153
If you love something, let it go.... Except a dog. Or, a balloon. Or, a baby stroller. Actually, don't let anything go, that's stupid.
←Rate |
07-02-2015 08:26
Comments (0)
At no point in "I love you no matter what you look like" did I insinuate "keep eating pie for breakfast."
←Rate |
11-13-2013 07:47
Comments (0)
Thought it was true love, but you know women lie.
←Rate |
09-28-2010 14:19
Comments (0)
Whoever said "If you love something, let it go" should have clarified that statement with "but not if it's a baby!"
←Rate |
05-05-2012 05:02 by flinnie
Comments (0)
After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time. Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love. Hillary said, "You didn't have sex, did you? Chelsea said, "Not according to Dad."
←Rate |
11-29-2016 11:19 by Fazzella
Comments (0)
I love Captain Crunch,,, and by that I mean I can't get enough of tasting the "roof of my mouth" skin... Two more bowls till I can tongue my brain.
←Rate |
03-24-2012 19:17 by snotty
Comments (0)
Mom always said "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.." THANK YOU FRIDAY!!, I Love You, too!!!! I've always loved you. You and I are belong together! This is wonderful! We shall celebrate your return!!
←Rate |
11-12-2010 07:54 by lilninja
Comments (0)
why cant women love me for who I am! They only see that I'm young, handsome, Good looking, rich and famous, suceessful, independent, sexy as hell, ect.
Just did a Google search for Gary Oldman.... for the love of God, don't forget the 'R".
←Rate |
07-22-2015 10:53
Comments (0)
On the 4th day of rioting my tru love gave to me, 3 Nike trainers, two ps3's, and a samsung HDTV !
Son: Dad is it ok to love a midget, Dad- depends on if your nuts over her
←Rate |
11-30-2010 11:02
Comments (0)
Let's get married, make babies, argue about money & yell hurtful things at each other while praying for a way out. That's real love baby!
←Rate |
11-03-2012 12:07
Comments (0)
I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)
←Rate |
10-20-2013 11:35
Comments (0)
People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!
←Rate |
06-12-2009 04:14 by x
Comments (0)
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
←Rate |
05-13-2011 18:48 by maria
Comments (0)
I love a good political joke. Unless it gets elected president...
←Rate |
02-23-2013 02:33 by BigSarge
Comments (0)
it's better to lose a lover than to love a loser
←Rate |
04-10-2013 20:39
Comments (0)
I LOVE beating women... ...to the door so I can hold it open for them
←Rate |
10-30-2011 13:41
Comments (0)
As you Mature, you learn that you cannot make someone love you!.....All you can do is Stalk them and hope they panic and give in!!!
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
←Rate |
05-12-2010 21:43 by shane
Comments (0)
[Search Results] [View All Messages]