love Funny Status Messages

   If you love something, let it go.... Except a dog. Or, a balloon. Or, a baby stroller. Actually, don't let anything go, that's stupid.

   At no point in "I love you no matter what you look like" did I insinuate "keep eating pie for breakfast."

   Thought it was true love, but you know women lie.

   Whoever said "If you love something, let it go" should have clarified that statement with "but not if it's a baby!"

   After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time. Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love. Hillary said, "You didn't have sex, did you? Chelsea said, "Not according to Dad."

   I love Captain Crunch,,, and by that I mean I can't get enough of tasting the "roof of my mouth" skin... Two more bowls till I can tongue my brain.

   Mom always said "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.." THANK YOU FRIDAY!!, I Love You, too!!!! I've always loved you. You and I are belong together! This is wonderful! We shall celebrate your return!!

   why cant women love me for who I am! They only see that I'm young, handsome, Good looking, rich and famous, suceessful, independent, sexy as hell, ect.

   Just did a Google search for Gary Oldman.... for the love of God, don't forget the 'R".

   On the 4th day of rioting my tru love gave to me, 3 Nike trainers, two ps3's, and a samsung HDTV !

   Son: Dad is it ok to love a midget, Dad- depends on if your nuts over her

   Let's get married, make babies, argue about money & yell hurtful things at each other while praying for a way out. That's real love baby!

   I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)

   People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!

   I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

   I love a good political joke. Unless it gets elected president...

   it's better to lose a lover than to love a loser

   I LOVE beating women... ...to the door so I can hold it open for them

   As you Mature, you learn that you cannot make someone love you!.....All you can do is Stalk them and hope they panic and give in!!!

   What's this ♫♪ 'Crazy little thing called Love'? People say ♪♫ 'Love will keep us alive' but then ♪♫ 'Too much love will kill you'.... now 'I want to know what love is'. ♪♫