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If you havent practice your alibi in front of the mirror, you haven't been in-love.
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01-12-2011 22:52 by
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If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski.
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02-22-2012 10:20 by
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A wife tattooed "I LOVE U" on her nipples and showed it to her husband. He replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth! "
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07-09-2012 10:05 by
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Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.
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03-06-2014 21:00 by
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I saw a faded sign at the sign of the road. However there was no mention of a love shack.
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07-11-2011 06:12 by
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I love the wind.. It's the only time I ever get blown
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04-03-2011 13:43
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Oh for the love of Jesus please stop rep0sting this "If you want to remember you borrow money from them" sh!t. We have already seen it here ten times this week alone.
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04-22-2012 02:30
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love the smell of cap gun smoke in the morning.
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11-20-2010 06:55
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Big shout out to Jason Voorhees! Party at Camp Crystal Lake tonight with a lot of love making....Be there or be square!!
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05-13-2011 06:54 by
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Dear God, Please send some nice clothes for that poor lady in Daddy's computer who hasn't got any. Love, Paul XXX
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09-28-2011 21:22 by
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wonders how love potions 1-8 worked out.
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01-17-2011 20:07
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Love me or hate me its still an obsession...
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02-07-2010 12:42 by
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Love doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be true.
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08-15-2012 21:58 by
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Tomorrow's assignment: end every conversation with "Thank you for teaching me how to love again."
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08-08-2015 05:41 by
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Men use love to get sex, Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza.
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02-08-2014 02:31
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What Meatloaf wouldn't do for love I would probably do for a six pack.
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02-04-2015 19:42
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I love you but I'm too lazy to show it.
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12-31-2012 04:23
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If you love someone, buy a bouncy castle. No one would leave you if you own a bouncy castle.
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04-09-2013 18:40
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When I love, I like to give it my ALL. Same when I don't love.
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06-21-2015 08:38
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Fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you're be really bored when you're 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.
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