love Funny Status Messages

   Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.

   If you havent practice your alibi in front of the mirror, you haven't been in-love.

   The hardest part of letting go of someone you love... is the splat when they hit the ground.

   Oh for the love of Jesus please stop rep0sting this "If you want to remember you borrow money from them" sh!t. We have already seen it here ten times this week alone.

   I saw a faded sign at the sign of the road. However there was no mention of a love shack.

   I love the wind.. It's the only time I ever get blown

   Dear God, Please send some nice clothes for that poor lady in Daddy's computer who hasn't got any. Love, Paul XXX

   Big shout out to Jason Voorhees! Party at Camp Crystal Lake tonight with a lot of love making....Be there or be square!!

   love the smell of cap gun smoke in the morning.

   Love doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be true.

   Love me or hate me its still an obsession...

   wonders how love potions 1-8 worked out.

   Men use love to get sex, Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza.

   Tomorrow's assignment: end every conversation with "Thank you for teaching me how to love again."

   What Meatloaf wouldn't do for love I would probably do for a six pack.

   I love you but I'm too lazy to show it.

   If you love someone, buy a bouncy castle. No one would leave you if you own a bouncy castle.

   Love going on brewery tours. It's fun watching drunk people pretend to understand science.

   Me: Ooh, I love those pretty Christmas lights hanging over the street. Cop: Those are traffic lights, what's exactly in the thermos ma'am?

   Just once in my life I'd love to make just the perfect amount of spaghetti for myself. Anyways, if you're hungry come on over. And bring like five friends.