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5 years ago I met my wife, the love of my life and my baby momma. It was awkward at first, but they all seem to be getting along now.
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09-09-2013 14:05 by Baddie
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Nothing says "Love" like having a ShamWow tossed at your genitals after having sex.
I love people who gossip behind my back... that's just where they belong, behind ME!
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08-29-2012 22:21 by BEGO
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Someone asked me how much love was worth and I couldn't answer because alimony is calculated differently in each state.
I really love my new tattoo. "No pain, no g"
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09-06-2012 22:17
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He’s a one eyed optometrist with a cauliflower addiction. She hunts babies for sport. But could a chance Christmas encounter mean a forever love blossoms. Find out this Saturday on The Hallmark Channel.
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12-14-2020 09:31
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Come on people now Smile on your brother Everybody get together Try to love one another Right now
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08-10-2018 06:41
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Guys don't post stuff like ☆ BEAUTIFUL☆ FATHER☆ AWARD ☆ on eachouther's walls with the whole ˙·٠•●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●•٠·˙ crap after it. We show each other love by posting, "Dude, you're an ass!"
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05-11-2011 20:28 by Mike M
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How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down
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02-13-2010 14:36 by Luka
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Dear liver, the weekend is almost over, hang in there little one. Love you.
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02-28-2016 03:06
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If you don't take 500 selfies a day, do you even love yourself?
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05-22-2014 14:23
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Drunk love is better than crazy love.
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07-04-2012 15:09
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Of all the people I don't love, I don't love you the most.
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. At the touch of beer, everyone becomes a superhero.
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02-02-2013 02:31
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Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life
I love cloning as much as the next guy. Who is also me.
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01-07-2017 17:59
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I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
Lets behonest.. Apart from "I love you" and "I miss you" which other jokes do you know? ??
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02-16-2018 12:20
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True love means being with someone want to see you get ahead in life by waiting until February 15th to get their flowers in candy at 50% off.
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02-16-2021 01:51
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I need everyone to reach into the bottoms of your hearts and send me all your love, good vibes and support at this time. Oh and don't worry nothing's wrong, In fact everything is going great! and just figure why wait to ask until things go wrong.
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10-06-2019 09:54
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