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When you love someone more than what they deserve, you get hurt more than what you deserve.
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05-31-2012 21:17
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Finished watching The Little Mermaid with my daughter. I believe it taught us all a valuable lesson. Men will fall in love with women if they can't talk.
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10-01-2012 05:01
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I love the point when you are finished with a transaction over the phone & you get to pretend that you are writing down the reference number.
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08-31-2010 14:03 by MBH
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Love 'em or hate 'em, you have to admit, Beyonce' and J-Lo never do anything half-assed.
If you love someone, then you have to let them go. If they come back, then they're meant for you, but if they don't, then you stalk them
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08-12-2010 22:29 by BEGO
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I went to Japan and got myself a discount prostitute. She love me moderate time.
My mother told me: "alcohol is your worst enemy." Jesus said: "love your enemy." Case closed.
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Penn State, how much do you love children?
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12-01-2011 15:55
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I love seeing all these tolerant people bashing religion!
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07-09-2015 21:33
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"Hi" "Hi" "Did you eat?" "Did you eat?" "Are you copying me?" "Are you copying me?" "I love you!" "Yeah, I ate already.."
Just ONCE would I love to see a girl I know in a porno
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05-02-2012 21:31
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I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!
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05-06-2010 16:02
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Today's Quote "Not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!
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02-27-2010 19:03 by Eric
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Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.
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03-21-2014 08:08 by MWC
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I'm a lover not a fighter, but I will fight for what I love
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09-01-2011 11:17
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Ladies; Just because he had an erection doesn't mean he's in love with you.
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12-12-2012 14:05
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The people doing it in pornos are in love, right?
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01-23-2012 15:45
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People say love is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is better.
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03-20-2016 05:48
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Just because I constantly think of ways to make your life miserable doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
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09-18-2013 01:29
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If you can’t love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot.
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05-16-2014 16:54
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