santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   "Tyler Perry presents: Tyler Perry in Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry."

   Christ's Hope Rescuing Iniquitous Souls To Miraculously Administer Salvation!!! Thank God for Christmas!!!!

   If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don't be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.

   Christmas is not about what your home looks like, it's about love and sharing.

   Dear Santa, please bring me a new butt, mine has a crack in it!

   I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people;17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

   hacked into Santa's computer,cleared the naughty list out..and has changed "coal" under Present List to "PS3""Wii" and "iphone".

   If you're atheist so don't celebrate Christmas

   I'm so broke after Christmas shopping this New Year's I'm gonna party like it's $19.99.

   Unless your Christmas tree is electrocuting you, keep photos of that stupid sh*t to yourself.

   Good girls get presents at Christmas. Bad girls get presents all year long.

   Christmas used to be the best when I believed in Santa Claus....i wanna be 15 again

   I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids.

   On Christmas my brothers and sisters come over with all their ADHD kids, they all really love my Amphetamine Apple Pie!

   Whoever made up the saying "It's the thought that counts" never got a pair ofcrocs for Christmas.

   Finished Christmas shopping and gift wrapping over four months ago. The puppy doesn't make as much noise as it used to.

   All I want for Christmas is a Komodo Dragon named Pookie.

   already on the naughty list. Santa... I can explain.

   What's the defference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped at 3 Ho's LOL

   I'm dreaming of a melty turquoise Christmas. And sugar plums are fighting lesbian dragons in my head. This LSD-nog is fantastic.