trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump: I need to be on the power high when it comes to the business council. You guys can't quit on me! I'm quitting you by ending the council permanently. That'll show you to question my rac.ism!

   Ya! Trump says one thing will work when it comes to N. Korea. Bomb the deal out of them. I support that!

   Watching this Sarah Palin Rally for Trump:....Did this chick use the words 'Bequested' and 'Pusssyfooting' as verbs??? OMG...SNL rating is going to go thru the roof!!! ....

   I certainly hope Donald Trump Jr chokes on a handful of Skittles.

   The worse name that trump has ever given to someone is Don jr.

   Able to lose $250 Million dollars in a single year. It's a bird, no, it's a plane, no, it's Donald Trump!

   Official White House response: Donald Trump's in meetings. Journalists with cameras and tourists with iPhones: Donald Trump is definitely golfing.

   Donald Trump's father's favorite song was "This Land is my Land, This Land is my Land."

   . Do you think trump may of donated is presidental pay because he would of felt guilty excepting pay for a job he's not doing ?

   I don't care if you like Trump, just don't be like him and hate all non white races.

   I didn't get the memo. When do we start hating on Stone Cold Steve Austin, since he gave the Stone Cold Stunner to our lord and savior, Trump?

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Donald Trump too..

   Breaking News: Trump screams at Mike Pence for not praying hard enough to make Biden lose.

   Have happy merry impeachment and if you didn't hear trump's impeachment time is here.

   It took 3 amigos and a Mexican village to take care of El Guapo...Donald Trump has zero Amigos, advantage El Chapo!

   Flynn has agreed to testify in exchange for immunity. "Can someone please offer me a deal?" responds Melania Trump.

   The GOP memo is out and it said the groundhog saw it's shadow which means one more year of Trump aaaannnndddd I don't know what the hell I'm talking about....

   Enjoy your last Independence Day before it's renamed Trump Day.

   SNL just call me and asked me, If I want to play a character on the show. Apparently they are running out of characters to make fun of in Trump's cabinet

   I asked the hotel receptionist for a wake up call. She told me "Trump lost, Joe Biden is now your president".