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poking you with a spork
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11-14-2007 01:01 by
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i guess its better to be picking daisies than pushing them up
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09-14-2010 21:07
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Just had to ask myself, "What would a competent person do in this situation?"
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01-15-2011 03:51
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Give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
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10-24-2010 14:47
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thought they put covers on books so I COULD judge them.
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10-24-2010 14:50
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Here's a helpful hint: the fastest way to get a hold of a live person is to scream obscenities at the voice prompts.
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10-24-2010 15:00
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I'm surprised the FHRITP guy is not at Ferguson screaming his catch phrase on the news...
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11-24-2014 23:08
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Men that make their women laugh get lots of sex - Science
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03-02-2014 09:21
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The only benefit to getting up early is being the a$$hole who tells everyone how early he got up.
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03-02-2014 09:22 by
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I've given up trying to kill you for lent, enjoy your life for the next 38 days.
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03-10-2014 00:46 by
Lori
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How strong am I?...hmm, Is Whiskey a level?
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04-20-2014 11:43
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How do you say "I don't care" in every language known to man?
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04-30-2014 13:57 by
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My field of dreams is just a fully stocked liquor store.
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05-24-2014 12:45
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Get close so I can push you away. ~ humans
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06-08-2014 10:38
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wait till they get a load of me.. or is that from me.. I can never get that line right
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01-25-2016 17:47
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I don't want to be famous. I just want to be "your death is trending" famous.
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02-13-2016 22:52
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I'm as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy.
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02-16-2016 17:06 by
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Most people on their 16th Birthday get a car, I got an inflatable dinosaur costume and not gonna lie, I'm in love.
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02-23-2016 00:33
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Who wants to babysit for the Duggars' and the Romney's at the same time?
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02-28-2016 03:11
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I'm tired of forced interactions and unnecessary communications, just saying!
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02-29-2016 20:14
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