friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   To trumpet players died this past weekend......Guessing God is assembling the Trumpets for Rapture this Friday.....

   May you have a better Good Friday than Jesus had...

   If Black Friday involved gunplay, I would have been up hours ago. And turned one on myself.

   Its friday night! Querentine facebook party going done on my wall tonight and your all invited!

   "The Statue of Liberty just turned 130 last Friday. When France first gave her to us, it was the one time that France didn't retreat..

   finally, the Friday of my discontent

   dancing on a table. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, BABY!!!!

   This weekend I got so drunk, my shadow is now in a baby stroller drooling

   It's Friday night. I'm writing this and you're reading it. We're both sad.

   To shop the best on "Black Friday" it is easier to throw stink bombs by large crowds to get them to clear the area.

   Happy Friday Everyone!!! Hope you all have an awesome weeken... never mind

   I think it's logical to hate the player, without players there would be no game and I would have a date for Friday night

   Went to a movie theater for the first time in two years over the weekend. It’s still the best nap that $24.99 can buy.

   Asked coworker what she was going tonight? She replied, drinking. I meant for Good Friday. She said dont worry, I'll pour one out for him.

   disappointed what had happened on Black Friday! Fully condemned the action

   if Satruday is Small Business Saturday, then black Friday is Fortune 500 Friday!!

   Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   TGIF - Thank Goose It's Friday

   "Knock knock", "who's there?", "Weekend", "Weekend who?", "We can wish it was the weekend, but its MOnday!"

   I hope you had a better Good Friday than Jesus did.