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Don't be afraid to love again. Just kiddin. Be afraid, be very afraid.
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03-22-2015 12:20
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I love when people post "whats going on tonight!" or "text me with plans" if your friends need reminded to text you with plans you have no friends.
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08-22-2011 12:45
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I love myself but I'm not "post pictures of myself everyday on my Facebook wall" love myself.
Never ever give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.
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03-29-2013 21:24 by BEGO
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Women are not complicated... They just want love... and chocolate... and shoes... and some other stuff
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03-18-2012 16:02
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a smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me...well...that's a sign of good taste.
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06-21-2011 05:04
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When I was older I used to love playing around with time machines.
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08-26-2010 17:49 by MBH
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So,, The cashier at this Trader Joe's forgot to say "I love these" to one of my items, and now I have to go to the end of line and start over.
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10-19-2013 13:04 by snotty
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Restraining orders: Just another way to say I LOVE YOUUU...
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12-20-2009 10:56
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On Monday, Chipotle will begin selling tofu burritos in the New York area. So if you love burritos, and you love tofu . . . you probably don’t exist.
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03-04-2014 10:16 by McKibben
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The love you can't have lasts the longest...feels the strongest...and hurts the most.
Every time I see you my heart flutters, and time slows down. So either I'm in love or having a stroke!
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05-09-2012 13:09 by flinnie
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My wife and I got a book on how to spice up our love life. One suggestion was to make love in a car wash. It was great but it really pissed off those people doing their church fund raiser.
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09-01-2015 09:50
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...I love a girl who loves another girl who loves me...this is a strange triangle, but it could be interesting...
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02-10-2010 04:22
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Gotta love sharing a bathroom with elderly family after Thanksgiving Dinner...I feel like Andy Dufrain crawling thru those 200 hundred yards of pipe for freedom....
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11-26-2009 16:59 by DS
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Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like God came down and highlighted all the important parts.
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05-24-2013 07:01
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If you're looking for an ambitious girlfriend, I'd like you to know that I love being on top.
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12-31-2013 16:26
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I think your first love holds the biggest piece of your heart because they made the first cut.
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02-06-2012 19:17 by BEGO
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I am never shocked or surprised when someone I trust and love backstabs or betrays me. Even the Devil was once an angel. Even Judas was once a loyal disciple.
I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend…until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a parking lot...
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01-12-2013 15:44 by Steve OH
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