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says, Love your enemies. It will confuse them!..
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11-10-2009 04:46 by Khola
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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh!t.
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04-06-2012 15:22 by Baddie
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I'm amazed at how many people got engaged or married today. Love is truly in the air. Now if you'll excuse me, a Nigerian prince needs my help transferring funds.
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04-01-2011 22:31
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My girlfriend is so silly. I'm looking at her phone and she's been sending all these sweet love messages and sexts to the wrong number as I never got any of them.
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03-07-2013 01:28
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It's a damn shame when a man works hard all week then comes home for dinner and relaxation but has to work extra hard to get love and appreciation from his woman.
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06-28-2014 09:36
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Hey pistachio with the shell welded shut.. I know you've been hurt before, but I just want to love you... Let me in, Baby....
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05-06-2012 08:20 by snotty
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I would love to put all the girls I slept with in one room to see if they can figure out what they all had in common
Dear MacGuyver,,,I've enclosed a yoyo, three pennies, and mentos... Please save the rainforest.....Love, Snotty
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05-23-2012 18:38 by snotty
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I love tequila because I like where I wake up to be a surprise.
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12-19-2012 00:56
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Love is best when it overflows freely from the heart, rather than you having to reach in to get your fill.
Headed to the gym, and then to Taco Bell because I like to keep my body guessing if I love it or hate it.
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04-27-2015 13:37
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Thank God I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary.
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05-15-2012 14:21 by Nobody
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love The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed
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09-06-2012 17:18 by jbaby
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I love Swamp people...."choot em, hurry choot em"
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05-10-2011 19:27 by Wayne
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Cats. Because why should conditional love only come from family?
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05-25-2012 08:12 by flinnie
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Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
I love it when a fat person says, "That's the way I roll."
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08-18-2011 20:40 by MTQ
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Would love to grab one of those San Fran NFC Championship T-shirts before they're shipped to Uganda.
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01-23-2012 11:38
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As I scroll through my FB feed this holiday season, I find myself overcome with emotion and love. And then I remember I've had a lot of tequila and eggnog and I pass out on the floor.
I once asked an old man: Which is more important to love or to be loved? He replied: which is more important to a bird, the left wing or the right wing?
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