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I'm going to spend this Valentine's Day with the one I love......I just hope she's working her corner.
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02-14-2012 01:12
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You can't hurry love, but you can honk the horn a few times and let it know you're waiting.
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08-11-2011 22:18 by BEGO
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Dear Mom & Dad,,,Summer Camp looks a lot like a WalMart parking lot.. Also,, Is it usually six months long?... Love Billy
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11-10-2013 08:05 by snotty
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From the creator of ‘'I Like You As A Friend'' and ‘'I Love You Like A Brother'' comes in 3D ‘'I Don't Know How To Tell You You're Ugly''
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12-31-2012 04:21
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People love you if you can take them out of their comfort zone, comfortably.
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10-15-2012 13:33
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I consider myself a hopeless romantic because I only fall in love with women who are out of my league.
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10-22-2012 13:57
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Don't make love by the garden gate....love is blind, but the neighbors ain't.
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02-14-2013 07:13
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Love is like a beach ball at a rock concert. It's fun for the people that get to be a part of it and just plain annoying for everyone else.
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08-25-2010 12:29 by MBH
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Want to clear out a room quickly? Start playing muskrat love loudly. You are welcome.
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02-18-2012 06:24 by flinnie
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I love pizza because it doesn't judge and tell me I'm doing it wrong when I eat it drunk.
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01-04-2017 08:49
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I'm looking for a woman who'll love me for my money but is really bad at math
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03-25-2018 19:16
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"I'd love to be your widow, someday" - me flirting
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04-12-2018 13:39
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I'm just saying if she's into metric then I'd love to meter
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01-14-2020 06:39
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Changing my name to ‘free unlimited high-speed wifi’ so everyone will love me.
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08-07-2020 09:07
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Driving 42 miles to buy the same apples I could get 50% cheaper at the local grocery store 2 miles from my house is the reason why I absolutely love Autumn.
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09-17-2016 16:25
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I drink to forget that I accidentally once said " I love you" when ending a call with a customer service rep.
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10-19-2016 05:48
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Your day sucked, huh? I'm sure Facebook would love to hear about it.
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07-04-2013 10:58
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Somewhere, an innocent and naive couple deeply in love is saying crazy stuff like, "let's have plenty of kids. Nothing will change. How hard can it be?"
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08-28-2013 13:00 by Baddie
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Roses are red. I picked you a daisy. Will you still love me when you realize I'm crazy?
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02-14-2016 03:01
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It hurts when someone you love says mean things to you like, "It's time to wake up and go to work."
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09-06-2019 12:30
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