friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   The soundtrack to my life would just be the sound of a single car door shutting. Every. Single. Weekend.

   Friday - again, voted the favorite work day of the week for 156 years straight! You stay classy, Friday!!

   i don't usually brag about my friday night plans but i'm at a party with seven dogs so

   Drank so much over the weekend that I'm giving a new meaning to "Shooting Craps."

   welcome back FRIDAY !!! I knew you coming back ,im fully charged and ready to get wasted with you ;)

   Friday is my Second Favorite ''F'' Word!!!

   It's the beginning of the drinken! (thirsty Thursday, effed up Friday, sh!tfaced Saturday, sure why not it's Sunday,) maybe Monday, try not Tuesday and WTF I already drank all week Wednesday. Repeat.

   Black Friday... Where the difference between "in line" and "on-line" is about 3 1/2 hours.

   You can never rule out the possibility that someone in your life is dead and you've been getting Weekend-at-Bernie'ed.

   It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.

   I don't care if Monday's blue... Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too... Thursday I don't care about you... It's Friday, and I don't have any real plans for this evening...

   Friday is like the bacon of the work week salad, and yes, Monday is like the brown lettuce

   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. On any given Friday or Saturday night I'd bet more kisses start with Bud Light than Kay.

   Dear Beer,I forgive You for abandoning me during tough times during the week, I love You for coming back on weekend and will French kiss You, till sobriety do us apart!

   I've reached that time of day on a Friday afternoon when I know I'm not going to get anything worthwhile done so the only solution is to not even bother

   Its Memorial Day Weekend and we have the media shoving Kanye & Kim’s wedding down out throats? The brave fallen solders of WWII fought so hard to defeat the Nazi’s so we can have the freedom to change the channel.

   I saw a video today of people going crazy in Walmart grabbing stuff. I thought it was a black Friday thing. It was just the video of people protesting in Ferguson

   It's Friday and I have the directions to Margaritaville!!

   The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

   usually enjoys Black Friday shopping after he's eaten a heapin' helping of baked beans and broccoli.