trump Funny Status Messages

   If Trump cannot deliver the goods for the Kremlin, Putin will have him replaced by someone who can.

   My only hope for April Fool's Day is that Trump announces this has all been a monumental prank.

   Always look both ways before crossing a Trump supporter.

   Donald Trump has no political experience. Meanwhile you need 5 years experience for an entry level management position at Chili's.

   To translate Trump at the next debate,, the sign language specialist will just beat up a poor pregnant mexican woman .

   Trump is trying to stop Yates from testifying because the only thing he hates more than strong women are strong women who tell the truth.

   Over the past 15-years, Donald Trump has paid more for sex than he did in taxes.

   We should build a wall around Trump.

   The only real model we have for a trump presidency is the movie "first kid"

   Let's see ...... Trump or Hillary .... After plenty of thought ..... I'm still voting for Pedro ..... After all .... He promises that all of my wildest dreams will come true!!!

   You can tell kids you're friends with Donald Trump, they don't know.

   If Donald Trump shot himself would his poll numbers shoot up?

   I can't believe so many Americans from the Bible Belt plan to vote for Trump. If he gets to build his wall, he'll be keeping Jesus out of the country.

   President Trump's Favorite KFC Meal: The Suckers Bucket.

   Donald Trump's still calling the Iran deal the worst deal he's ever witnessed. Was he not there when he signed for his casinos & airline?

   I take "Donald Duck" more serious than "Donald Trump"

   I started a new drinking game. I drink a shot everytime Trump tells the truth. I've been sober for 2 years now.

   The tattoo of Donald Trump's face on my anus is symbolic because he too is full of shi t, but my a$$hole has a better hairstyle

   Trump mocks the physical appearance of a reporter who suffers from a congenital disease. Idiot.

   Your hate for Trump only give him more attention while your love for Bernie is forgotten