friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Screw Daylight Savings Time. Losing an hour on the weekend means we're one hour closer to Monday. Dammit.

   After a long weekend without your phone, you learn what's really important in life. Your phone.

   My wife is out of town for the weekend... I've already slid across the floor in my socks and underwear...... Now what?

   Screw the government, let's all smoke weed this weekend

   My girlfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because she doesn't exist.

   I want to hold hands and waste friday nights with you while we both getting wasted.

   The phone rang & I tried to answer the stapler..Yup its friday..chug chug

   Remember as we are planing for our tomorrows, our brave soilders are giving theirs today.. Have a safe an wonderful Memorial Day weekend everyone!!

   Often wonder if ax murderers hide in the woods or live in regular houses. Anyway, have fun camping this weekend.

   Weekend forecast: feasting, imbibing and severe debauchering!

   It's Friday... Of course it's good : )

   A weekend getaway is a nice way for couples to argue with different scenery.

   Geologists say the California earthquake will most likely happen this weekend due to earthquakes being too busy during the week.

   If you’re in the woods this weekend and see a large man wearing a hockey mask don’t assume he’s a Wayne Gretzky fan.

   Sometimes waiting for the weekend is better than the weekend itself.

   Black Friday used to only be Robinson Crusoe's pal!

   Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!

   So...if yesterday was Black Friday, and today is Broke Saturday, then tomorrow must be Return everything Sunday?

   Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?

   W.T.F. - Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...the weekend's almost here!!