trump Funny Status Messages

   NBC should get Hillary Clinton to replace Arnold Schwarzenegger as the host of "Celebrity Apprentice" just to mess with Trump.

   Carrie Fisher said Trump would never be her president and damned if she wasn't right!

   BREAKING- the only way Trump is not your president is if you move to another country. See ya! Don't let the Wall hit you on the way out.

   I feel like Donald Trump had his wisdom teeth taken out, but the anesthesia never wore off.

   Conflicted about Dems boycotting inauguration. On one hand, Trump hasn't earned their respect. But on the other, they'll miss 3 Doors Down!

   It makes sense Tim Allen would support Trump considering he's a big fan of tools.

   If we all pretend to not see or hear Donald Trump, I bet he'd just go away. After all, his narcissism is based on attention.

   Trump needs to stop worrying about Mueller and start worrying about Giuliani

   Donald Trump really owes Sarah Palin, because he would never be a Presidential contender today if she had not so effectively lowered the bar in 2008.

   Mexican hookers plan to drill glory holes in Trump's wall.

   well, who ya voting for, donald trump or isis' supreme leader?

   Trump has decided to withdraw from the Paris Agreement and the English language.

   Can we get back on Trump.....who cares about Bill Cosby! oh wait Trumps eating jello

   You're right Donald J. Trump, no one has ever asked why the Civil War happened, except for every seventh-grade teacher in America.

   Have you ever wonder if Donald Trump parts his pubic hair the same way? You will now.

   I feel like everytime a Trump employee quits or gets fired, Oompa Loompas should appear and sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony and greed.

   Pity Donald Trump never considered building a wall around his trousers.

   Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem. Houston: We have trump. You're better off up there.

   As long as the Doomsday Clock people are adjusting the clock for Trump, they should give it smaller hands.

   I'm attending the next Trump rally because I love puppet shows.