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X is You're right Donald J. Trump, no one has ever asked why the Civil War happened, except for every seventh-grade teacher in America.
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Jake the Vomit Guy
Tuesday May 2, 2017 @ 05:28 PM
Tuesday May 2, 2017 @ 05:28 PM
Raymond I never said anything about you writing. Chicago is beautiful. Come over Ray. You can urinate in my brown eye so I can fart it all over your hairy chest. Let's play at Sidetracks Ray. Stall 3 is my favorite.
Ray's Adversary
Wednesday May 3, 2017 @ 08:32 AM
Wednesday May 3, 2017 @ 08:32 AM
Sounds like he's playing your tune GayRay. You should go. You might just have a ball... or two.
Ray
Wednesday May 3, 2017 @ 08:54 AM
Wednesday May 3, 2017 @ 08:54 AM
I'll pay for you gas Ray.
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Tuesday May 2, 2017 @ 07:49 AM
Raymond you better come to Chicago & floss your dentures in my pubic hair. Come to Sidetracks & be my Nair you hunka hunka of burning love.