Friday Funny Status Messages

   ITS Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!

   Friday night: 7pm. The annual Peter pulling contest will be at St. Taffy's. Everyone welcome.

   Hey Carl, know what day it is? It's Friday. Woot woot. Suck it Carl.

   Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.

   the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday

   Fatass Quanicka ruined Casual Friday for every this past Friday......Sh e wore shorts

   Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

   The only good Black Friday is the one with Chris Tucker and Ice Cube!!

   jumping as high as possible so he can take a sneak peek of Friday's preview.

   Welcome to " Its Friday, b!tch3s!" You may place your attitudes in a laid back or don't give a phock position, underwear is optional, and as always, thank you for joining us on this weekend adventure!!

   Yes tomorrow is Friday. Big f-ing deal. It happens every week. Deal with it.

   Which one of the Ten Commandments says: Thou Shalt Not Eat Meat On Friday?

   Getting ready for Black Friday. This grizzly bear costume is going to scare the Sh*# out of these Best Buy campers.

   ...the brain brings up the most beautiful thoughts while trying to sleep..."hey...when was the last time we discussed ghosts , haunted mansions and serial killers in hockey masks.."...Happy Friday 13th...

   Actually found a way to enjoy Black Friday...baked beans with onions.

   Its Friday 13th,an unlucky day.To counteract that you could try a Rabbits Foot or a Lucky Horseshoe. Horseshoes usually bring good luck today,but never trust a horse that wears high heels & remember to never trust a rabbit that tries to sell you his foot.

   always gives 100% at work...25% Monday, 15% Tuesday, 5% Wednesday, 3% Thursday, 2% Friday and 50% sleeping throughout

   The best part of Black Friday? Waiting outside the stores for exhausted women on endorphin highs to come out.

   monday - friday , we work. saturday - sunday they party I'm still @ work. they sleep I'm dreaming!

   I got a new phone Friday, it has Texas Hold 'em installed and OH MY FREAKING GOSH IS IT SUNDAY ALREADY?????