trump Funny Status Messages

   If Trump is actually guilty in the Russia scandals then I will seriously commit suicide.

   Why do we get the feeling that Melania Trump would rather stay at a crappy Holiday Inn than at the White House with Donald?

   My four year old understands leverage and negotiation better than Trump.

   did the Trump campaign even Google Mike Pence?

   The crappy thing is,,, there are people that will vote for Trump,,, but would punish their kids for just saying the word "Pu$$y".

   Donald Trump's Economic Team: 1) His accountant. 2) Random billionaire. 3) Omarosa. 4) Wesley Snipes. 5) Bernie Madoff.

   "Vote for Donald Trump or face nuclear war" - RUSSIA

   Did you know that Donald Trump likes Justin Bieber...

   Donald Trump could be a huge step forward in race relations. He can be a voice for the orange people.

   I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, but I won't denigrate those who are....and for those that are Donald Trump fans, denigrate means to "put down."

   Actualy, I'm dying for Trump to make it to the primary so we can see all the horrible things he says about each state he loses in one by one.

   I can't wait for Donald Trump to say to Obama "you're fired"

   What if Donald Trump's entire immigration policy was just an elaborate ploy to divorce Melania?

   Donald Trump said he could shoot someone and still win. Can someone tell me what is different between him and ISIS then?

   My new favorite Trump name=Twitler

   Ivanka Trump is getting an office in the West Wing. Too bad about her creepy coworker who just so happens to be her dad.

   Donald Trump go home you're drunk.

   Melania Trump: "So if I marry the ugly Orange man......I'm a citizen...no?"

   Yesterday, the Dems got what they wanted! Then realized they didn’t get what they wanted. Trump played them. And I’m gonna get what I want in 2020...Trump re-elected!

   President Trump's wild accusations shocked Melania because she knew first hand that nothing was getting "tapped" in Trump Tower.