nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   Here in London we play football with our feet and we wear helmets when riding bikes

   I’m not going to judge you if you don't like football because of whatever moronic reason you think you have in your clueless head.

   Fact of the day... no such thing as an American site unless the website is about America. Football is what's going on in the World Cup... England will wake up and beat Slovenia: Fact!

   If you're a female, I can understand if you don't watch football, if you're a man, you have an obligation to your why chromosome.

   Depression usually creeps in at the end of the football season, but this year I'll keep myself happy by viewing the highlights of Peyton Manning expressions!

   College football is important but a college education is importanter!

   I'll be taking a knee at my Superbowl party in protest of white supremacy and police brutality.

   It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?

   So I was wondering. If I paid to go watch a football game and suddenly in the middle of the game all the christian players get raptured up into heaven, do I get a refund???

   Let me know when these lame american football jokes are over. Soccer > American Football.

   its football season...detroit lions, cleveland tigers, & chicago bears...oh my

   looking for a sports channel that shows the football world cup.,, all is see is soccer match!?

   Cinematic Superbowl commercial trailers. Really America?

   They should have gone with the original Superbowl halftime show plan with Melania dancing on the pole. She's a better and experienced pole dancer than the Weeknd as a singer.

   watching football its like watching monkeys chasing a banana

   Explain this egomaniac yanks, world champs? When its a NATIONAL league? Football when you use your hands? instead of follow up highlights its who had the best commercial? Pathetic overconsumption unhappy society.

   Native American ghosts spend Thanksgiving Day at backyard football games, tearing 40 y.o. white dudes achilles tendons.

   Use Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on e-bay?? I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse outfit" and now it seems I am only 15 minutes away from owning the "Saints Football Team"....

   Damn Yankies and their football. Who plays football using hands anyways? Girls maybe.

   The day a black NFL player gets shot by a cop, ruining Paul Ryan's fantasy football team, will be the day the GOP addresses police brutality.