life Funny Status Messages

   Worshiping a piece of fabric is what life is all about.

   Maybe the tubby no-life loooooser who lives in his parents basement and continually makes fun of GaryKoenig's status updates, should come up something original of their own. Instead of just attacking other people. You annonymous dumbf*ck.

   He doesn't know how to drive. He doesn't know how to pump gas. He doesn't know how to buy groceries. He doesn't know how to use a computer. He's lived in a gold, chauffeured bubble his entire life. So many of you think he's great LMFAO

   I don't get how people afford life without a job??? I can't even afford it with a job.

   The 👎 blowboy needs a life.

   "I used to think that my life was a cringe compilation, but now, I realize it's a try not to laugh challenge."

   To all you folks out there that have no life and need this Eclipse to fulfill that void in your life? I heard if you moon the eclipse, you will become a smart ass like me and will become significant and with purpose!!

   High On Life 2

   Do I love my co workers ? No But are they really good at their job and make my life easier ? Also no

   As a New Yorker " aight bet " could mean " I totally agree with you" or possibly your life is in danger

   My favorite part about switching back to standard time is getting to relive the last hour of my life. A real live 'do-over'

   Not having a sexx life has saved me a lot of money on razors.

   almost annoyed by the fact that Pablo Escobar spent most of his life tucking in his shirt but he’s only remembered for selling drugs.

   The only change in my life is tha I'm consuming more food than before because nothings here to stop me

   My dating life has been so bad since the coronavirus I asked my Alexa if she could be my girlfriend who said no I like you but only as friends.

   I must express appreciation to you just for rescuing me from this challenge. As a result of searching throughout the search engines and seeing advice that were not helpful, I believed my life was well over. Existing minus the approaches to the problems y

   I would like to express some thanks to the writer just for rescuing me from this problem. After exploring throughout the the net and obtaining methods which were not productive, I figured my entire life was done. Being alive without the presence of approa

   If this were real life, you'd be beaten so bad, you'd starve to death doing backflips 🤡

   Fact of life: The older you get, the more risky a sneeze becomes.

   Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race and changes you forever. We call these people cops.