trump Funny Status Messages

   Why is trump pardoning a turkey? Did it murder a journalist?

   Hey! Stop attacking Donald Trump. She is a nice chubby older Polish woman and she deserves some respect.

   Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump are going to sit down for a face to face. Hope they got a big room. That's a lot of face.

   I think the biggest winner after the USA elections is Melania Trump who can finally call herself the first lady instead of the third wife.

   Trump Supporters in a basket? I guess that puts Hillary Supporters in the wood pile.

   We Germans are happy to help and will give any American refugee who wants to flee from the US in case Trump becomes elected president

   When Trump said he'd "Give every American a Job" I didn't realise there's was just one job & they'd all get a turn. #mooch

   Donald Trump's adult sons looks like 80's movie villains you'd have to beat in a ski contest to save a shopping mall for a gang of lovable misfits.

   Biden didn't beat Trump. Trump beat Trump by being a complete clown. He ruined all the good that he accomplished by opening his big flaptrap one too many times.

   Trump suggests soldiers suffering from PTSD aren't mentally strong.. But EVERYONE knows the true sign of mental strength, is faking bone spurs to avoid serving in Vietnam.

   Remember when the dumbest thing Trump had ever said was COVFEFE... good times ...

   Why is Trump telling you to buy a line of clothing an ethics violation, but Obama forcing you to buy health insurance is totally OK?

   You know 2020 is laughing at you when it tells you that Stormy Daniels collected more money from Trump, in 2016, than the IRS.

   Has anyone demanded to see Trump's birth certificate? Just to make sure he was actually born and not summoned.

   I predict a low-speed police chase at some point, with Trump in a golf cart and Rudy driving.

   Um, no, Donald Trump, the world is laughing at YOU (and your raccoon-top).

   President Obama should of shoved his birth certificate up Donald Trump's @ss

   . Could it be that it took trump two days to denounced the march in Charlottesville because he did not want to offend those voters who voted for him.

   And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight… A Merry Trumpness to All, and to All a Trump Night!

   So Donald Trump has been president for about a week. Now you know how the other half felt like when Obama was our president for the last eight years.....