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   messageicon The Washington Redskins are temporarily changing their name to the "Washington Football Team", or in other words "WTF".
←Rate | 07-24-2020 12:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon watches Sunday football with you all day... Wife that girl.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Gladys Have Been Rebranded As The "VAGIANTS" Next Year They Will Be starting their first year in THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE
←Rate | 10-21-2013 21:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon An SEC football season without Steve Spurrier? Isn't that sort of like a Prom without acne?
←Rate | 10-13-2015 09:43 by SEC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women cant play football, well because no women like wearing the same outfit as other females!
←Rate | 01-29-2013 14:16 by Jeevee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw Luke Bryan is singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl. So I thought I'd post a preview for everyone....Oh Girl can you see by my pickup's headlights what so proudly we hail on the old dirt road ...
←Rate | 01-23-2017 12:01 by Sharpie Comments (0)  


   messageicon No sport in this lifetime has ever brought the world together as football... You know, the real kind, not the overcommercialized self nominated world championship superbowl.... FUTBOL!!
←Rate | 05-29-2011 14:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon no wonder the yanks have their own so called "american football" coz they don't know how to play the real football..
←Rate | 06-26-2010 19:31 by pz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bad luck last night USA, never mind, you'll do better in the American Football World Cup - oh, wait.......
←Rate | 07-02-2014 04:15 by Webbie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why they play football while there is a Vuvuzela concert?This is Rude
←Rate | 06-24-2010 11:38 by Soni Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just got back from a third world country - I got my box full of Seattle Seahawks 49th Superbowl champions shirt suckers...
←Rate | 02-04-2015 19:12 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every top 10 list I've ever seen has at least two entries that are clearly better than number 1... especially when it comes to the preseason College Football poles.
←Rate | 08-31-2010 12:38 by MBH Comments (6)  


   messageicon The Defense in this women's football team looks like it has a lot of holes to fill.
←Rate | 02-25-2013 23:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tap, tap, tap,..is this thing on?. If it is all the same to you guys, can we skip right past Baseball season and move right on up to Football? Just a thought...
←Rate | 05-26-2010 15:13 by MemeAGrapes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get it, American football was made after Americans realised they sucked at rugby.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 14:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere out there a woman just called the football a “weird ball thingy” as a man sits nearby contemplating the consequences of murder.
←Rate | 09-13-2013 13:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.
←Rate | 04-02-2014 21:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If on Superbowl Sunday, The Broncos win,, I'll shave my chest hair and glue it to the top of my head,,, If they don't, I'll wait till the day after.
←Rate | 01-20-2014 13:56 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once again I will Watching football this season the same way Colin Kaepernick does... sitting on my couch
←Rate | 09-09-2022 06:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Super Bowl parties are great! (If you aren't into football.) I'm into football, so no thanks.
←Rate | 02-07-2021 11:04 by Fazzy Comments (0)  




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