nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   The Washington Redskins are temporarily changing their name to the "Washington Football Team", or in other words "WTF".

   watches Sunday football with you all day... Wife that girl.

   The Gladys Have Been Rebranded As The "VAGIANTS" Next Year They Will Be starting their first year in THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE

   An SEC football season without Steve Spurrier? Isn't that sort of like a Prom without acne?

   Women cant play football, well because no women like wearing the same outfit as other females!

   I just saw Luke Bryan is singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl. So I thought I'd post a preview for everyone....Oh Girl can you see by my pickup's headlights what so proudly we hail on the old dirt road ...

   No sport in this lifetime has ever brought the world together as football... You know, the real kind, not the overcommercialized self nominated world championship superbowl.... FUTBOL!!

   no wonder the yanks have their own so called "american football" coz they don't know how to play the real football..

   Bad luck last night USA, never mind, you'll do better in the American Football World Cup - oh, wait.......

   Why they play football while there is a Vuvuzela concert?This is Rude

   Just got back from a third world country - I got my box full of Seattle Seahawks 49th Superbowl champions shirt suckers...

   Every top 10 list I've ever seen has at least two entries that are clearly better than number 1... especially when it comes to the preseason College Football poles.

   The Defense in this women's football team looks like it has a lot of holes to fill.

   Tap, tap, tap,..is this thing on?. If it is all the same to you guys, can we skip right past Baseball season and move right on up to Football? Just a thought...

   I get it, American football was made after Americans realised they sucked at rugby.

   Somewhere out there a woman just called the football a “weird ball thingy” as a man sits nearby contemplating the consequences of murder.

   World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.

   If on Superbowl Sunday, The Broncos win,, I'll shave my chest hair and glue it to the top of my head,,, If they don't, I'll wait till the day after.

   Once again I will Watching football this season the same way Colin Kaepernick does... sitting on my couch

   Super Bowl parties are great! (If you aren't into football.) I'm into football, so no thanks.