Monday Funny Status Messages

   Has your credid card ever been frozen due to suspicious behaviour? "Let's go over your recent transaction history...it seems like you have been to a lot of bars lately." F*ck, don't judge my Monday nights....

   Monday sounds alot like "Mundane"...just sayin...:(

   I always give 100% at work:13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday

   Can't wait, after Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday's Trump fiasco, I'm so looking forward to SNL this Saturday. It's going to be an awesome show.

   It would have been a more believable story if Jesus had died on a Monday and then rose again on a Saturday, just like I do every week.

   Just as I suspected! Monday suxs!!!!

   always gives 100% at work...25% Monday, 15% Tuesday, 5% Wednesday, 3% Thursday, 2% Friday and 50% sleeping throughout

   in the famous words of Pepe Le Pew "Le Monday, you le suck!"

   monday - friday , we work. saturday - sunday they party I'm still @ work. they sleep I'm dreaming!

   I finally got a new prophetic leg... I'm starting physical therapy on Monday.... Also Courteney Cox dies while parasailing next May...

   You call it Russian Roulette, I call it waking up on Monday.

   b#tches are like Monday's - nobody likes them but everybody has to deal with them!

   It's Friday! That means just two more days until Monday.

   If Monday had a gender it would be female... they are always a b!tch. If they were easy, it'd be a slut.

   Good morning Friday...tell your pal Monday he needs to come around here tomorrow so all my friends can get back to work so they don't forget how great it is to work for a living.

   Watch out. It's Monday. You'll probably step in some gum.

   How is Monday the 13th not as scary as Friday the 13th?!

   Just finished writing "Cyber Monday does NOT mean what I thought it meant" 100,000x Can I go home now Sister Rose?

   I see you Monday and I ain't Scared !

   It's Monday morning sweetie so do me a favor and shut your love hole. No, not that one...the one that makes words.