life Funny Status Messages

   ------------is clearly convinced life is practically all about reading ------------------

   You're never more indignant in life than when you're shopping in a store that you feel is beneath you and one of the other customers mistakes you for an employee of that store.

   Hopeless you say !!! Nah, don't give up, some people live an entire life on hope....and guess what ?? They living fine.... :)

   I really enjoy that new real-life TV show about the guy who spends his whole day surfing the internet at work while trying to look busy in front of his boss. Oh wait, that's just my average day.

   My Life Isn't American Idol, So Quit Trying To Judge Me!!!

   Life is the school Love is the lesson and sex the homework. so don't forget to do the homework tonight

   Life is long and rough, S*ck my life!

   Flirting is a way of life, the moment you stop is when you're dead ... then your spouse cleans the gun and places it in your hand.

   I just found out that the life insurance policy I put on Osama Bin Laden is invalid..... Damn!

   Plan A doesn't work in your love life, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.

   Last year my friend told me to have the best day ever, so I did. My life has gotten worse every day since then.

   I'm just like Jesus except I can't turn water into wine, just life into shi t.

   Dear Chocolate Covered Blueberries, Seriously where have you been all my life? I can see why your big sister Chocolate Covered Cherries has kept you secret all these years. Wow.

   My heart is on life support and I'm seriously thinking about pulling the plug and collecting the insurance money!

   Life gave me LeMoNs. . . So I mixed it upp to be sweet and got MeLoNs!

   "When life gives you eggs, turn them into omelets!" is probably a terrible slogan for an abortion clinic.

   Jesus was just either a good salesman or a good magician. Stop basing your life on a myth. Learn to face reality and deal with your problems like an adult and stop leaving them in the hands of a non-existent entity.

   "If my life had a face.............I would PUNCH it!!"-Greg Thomas

   Q: Is there intelligent life form on planet Earth? A: Only in a few areas.

   Life is about what you do after the knock happens.