trump Funny Status Messages

   When it comes to towel-heads, I am with Donald Trump. These barbarians should not be allowed in a civilized society. They just stabbed people in Germany today.

   To the tune of the Folgers coffee commercial: The best part of waking up, is no tweets from Donald Trump.

   .During the white house renovations. I hear that trump is having a microphone installed in the cushion of his chair in the oval office. It's so he can record any bright ideas he may come up with.

   Fun game: Ask a Trump supporter which one of his proposed policies they like the best. Then sit back and enjoy the silence.

   If Trump becomes President of the United States ..... Will he rename the plane .... Hair Force One?

   I bet everything thing you eat and drink at Donald Trump's house has a hair in it.

   Trump comes to Texas and the sun immediately comes out. Amazing!

   What if the Russians really did hack the elections and foiled the Left's plan to rig the election and now they are mad at Trump

   I can't wait to hear Donald trump say: Obama, you're fired !

   Trump's golf instructor gave him a great tip this morning. He would have much better hip rotation if he took his head out of his butt.

   first day of Trump Preisdency and already racism is spreading. Everyone is talking about how unreliable the Poles are.

   Angela Merkel isn't convinced about the reputations of Trump and Weinstein..she says she's never been touched up by either of them!

   Trump is the oldest elected President the US ever had, which means we will witness his transition from paying people to pee on him, to him peeing himself.

   Donald Trump, first hampster to human hair transplant recipient.

   It's VERY magnanimous of Donald Trump to only take $1 in Presidential salary,, $1 seems Very small,, until you realize that's it's still more than he paid in taxes

   ... Trump has been watching the Olympics to see how high the Mexican Pole Vaulters can go.

   Donald Trump has no political experience whatsoever. Meanwhile you need 5 years experience for an entry level management level position at Chilli's.

   If Trump wins, I'm going to open a florist shop near the Mexican border. And yes, I will call the shop "Wallflowers."

   Watching Donald Trump's interview is like watching someone have a conversation with a sock puppet.

   William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days than Trump, and he was dead for 69 of them.