life Funny Status Messages

   sometimes wishes that life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF

   It's the rule of the life - the prettier the girl - the messier car; kinda a turn on.

   In life its only a thief who genuinely wishes you to prosper and succeed.

   There’s too much 3-D going on in theaters today. I miss 2-D. And come to think of it, I also miss Tootie from “The Facts of Life.”

   Sorry that changing your hairstyle dramatically didn't fix your life

   “Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most

   They say that life's a dream… well call this insomnia

   Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.

   Has anybody actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?

   We all at some point in our lives' think that the who, what & where are not what you thought it to be, but in the end you will have the life with whom you wanted & all the what's accomplished and more importantly be exactly where YOU want to be. Life

   The most humbling, terrifying, self-reflective moment in a man's life is when he realizes his beautiful daughter is attached to a v@gina.

   I'm an overachiever when it comes to underachieving in life.

   I got 66 problems coz my life is upside down!

   When people say they "live their life" it usually just means "party hard." It doesn't mean "learn a lot about stuff that interests you", "volunteer to help people less fortunate than you", or "enjoy the benefits of a good night of sleep."

   Life is short, we only get to live it once, so live and love and give it all you got!!

   "The best revenge is a life well-lived" is so true, but it doesn't provide the instant gratification I seek.

   I looked at the guy standing next to me in the check out line and said, "At what point in your life did you decide it was okay to wear light pink socks?" He answered back, "I do one load of laundry a week, how about you?

   yes, I have made mistakes, but last time I checked, life didn't come with instructions!

   Still waiting for the best day of my life to happen.

   had a handle on life, but it fell off with the wheel