trump Funny Status Messages

   The blow up doll guy! You can tell jokes about anything you know? Though Trump gags may get removed!

   If you really hate Trump, vote in four years otherwise shut up for now.....

   Knew something was up when Melania Trump started talking about the challenges of raising two daughters, Sasha and Malia.

   Hillary told Donald Trump to delete his Twitter account. Funny, she wants him to treat it like her govt emails

   Trump's 2nd season "Im a winner" will be airing on 2020.

   I never imagined we’d reach a point where we’d wish Donald Trump would just build his wall instead.

   If Caitlyn Jenner can win woman of the year I see no reason why Donald Trump's hair can't win the Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show.

   This country needed a good weeding out. And Trump is the one who brought the weed whacker.

   Trump groped a woman 10 years ago and the mainstream media blows a gasket. Hillary had 10 people killed and the mainstream media ignores it.

   *This summer at the GOP convention,, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face.

   let's ake a picture of Trump at his Inauguration...and then again 4 years later. Should be fun!

   Let's face it folks. Time for a real "CHANGE" Voting for trump is a no brainer. Don't you think he'll have the right people in place as President. Like Earl Pitts says, "WAKE UP AMERICA"

   Agree or disagree with the Trump protesters....he got more people walking in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years

   If Donald Trump combs his hair back live on TV facing the camera, I'll send a check for $5 to any "Hair Club For Men" chapter of his choice....

   If Trump cured cancer, democrats would say he caused hospital profits to drop...

   Donald Trump to Queen Elizabeth: "You did a great job on Bohemian Rhapsody! Great song."

   Watching Trump meet with various world leaders is like witnessing someone go on a bunch of really bad first dates.

   Trump For President! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

   I'd vote for Donald Trump just to watch him tell Obama he's fired... ‪#‎justsaying‬

   I am still voting for Trump!!!!!