love Funny Status Messages

   A recent study has shown that its much more difficult to lie to someone you truly love than lying to someone you don't love.

   If you love someone set them free. If they comeback, probably it was a Fast & The Furious Movie.

   was thinking tonight, if your parents sent you to school with a giant "lunchable" pack for your lunch everyday, they didnt love you

   Wanna hear a joke? Your love life.

   Turn the time release off on my morphine drip so I know your love is real.

   Will you write on your girlfriend's Facebook wall telling her how much you love each her?" ~Said Nobody, ever.

   I can't wait to get married, and yell "GET IN YOUR CAGE" to the woman I love.

   Doing the Jerk....its a dance...To be honest I could jerk it all day...And I dont ever see myself gettin tired doin it...And its a good workout too..I mean my arm is already gettin tired...And I only been jerking for a couple of mins now..I love dancing

   everybody hates it when their job blows...but love it the other way round.

   tis the month of graduations... and they STILL refuse to take my Star Wars graduation theme idea. Jedi robes instead of gowns, lightsabers... and I would LOVE to attend a Chewbaccalaureate service!

   nothing says I love you like saying, "if I cant have you , no one can" and demanding a reply with a .38 special

   I want to be loved like white guys love khaki shorts

   Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.

   Letters start with A-B-C. Numbers start with 1-2-3. Music starts with Do-Re-Mi. And love starts with You-And-Me

   I love how sharks swim around with their fins out like they want high fives, but then they're like, Screw you! ...and they eat your face off.

   During love making she said "deeper" so I rolled over and started reading her poetry.

   hoping that Kevin Love Rudy Gay and Ramon Sessions end up in a picture side by side in full uniform. three words....GAY LOVE SESSIONS

   Just made a batch of my super spicy 3 jalapeno chili. MILF! And by MILF I mean Man I Love to Fart!!

   a man was making love to a village girl without protection.... she-you are not using protection,i hope you don't have AIDS? him-no,i don't have AIDS she-thank God,i don't want to get that thing again! the guy fainted

   Of course I'm into sports, I love surfing :-) ....surfing on the Internet, that is :P