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Love is free but Loyalty is going to cost you extra.
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10-29-2011 10:36
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If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it...
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02-12-2022 10:00 by MM
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share love not herpes
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12-01-2009 09:32
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Gotta love Amazon wish lists, it's like saying "it's the thought that counts, so long as you only buy me exactly what I want.
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12-16-2017 11:35 by JoshS
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Don't try and fix me, just love me dammit!
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11-20-2012 12:33
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Today, famous author Elizabeth Gilbert of "Eat, Pray, Love" fame revealed she left her husband for her female best friend. Future plans include a sequel to the best-selling book entitled "Eat, Pray, Scissor."
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09-07-2016 23:48 by Sally
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Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take JCGJ too..
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12-28-2016 20:07
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I love Ellen. I'm gonna marry her idk how but I'm gonna make it happen.
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03-11-2016 21:20 by Levz
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I love my new wood heater. Women actually want to take their clothes off for a change
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12-31-2013 19:51 by pimpjuice
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Nothing like choking someone with love to make them run away from you.
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01-31-2014 01:43
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I go from love to restraining order in one marriage.
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11-21-2013 07:33
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Pro tip:When women want to be held, hold em When they're sad, love em When they're drunk, try for butthole. It's easier when they're drunk \ :D /
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10-25-2013 09:30 by Ajdo
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"Welcome to Costco, I love you."
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09-01-2015 13:01
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We love Lesbians!!! We love Lesbians!!! ~ Jerry Springer Audience
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12-29-2011 14:07
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some people take so much s hit from me and are still in love with me. it's great!
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01-06-2013 09:52
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I love burritos at four a.m. Parties that never end. I love quarterbacks eating dirt Pom-poms and short skirts And...and twins!"
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04-14-2010 18:32
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?
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06-07-2010 21:36 by BEGO
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My mom thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your Grandma just died. LOL." :)
You can't be hot when you're asleep, especially when you're in a deep sleeping having a dream about making love to a Snowman!
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07-04-2011 17:41
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"I love it when you rub your happiness in my face & facebook" said no one ever.
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08-17-2012 20:34
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