love Funny Status Messages

   Consultants know 243 ways to make love and know no member of the opposite sex

   Went from fallin' in love to drunk and fallin' apart

   Love is being willing to die for someone that you want to disfigure with acid, decapitate, and send through a wood chipper on a daily basis.

   I was making love to Robert Pattinson for seven hours straight until security told me that Madam Tussuads was getting ready to close.

   If some of your citizens have lost faith in the flag and country, maybe you needs to try to find out why and address their grievances instead of trying to force them to respect the flag and love their country.

   I love the poorly educated. Laughter would be scarce without them.

   just made love to Luisa Gronqvist in the middle of the street.

   American Patriotism is not defined as the love of our country to the exclusion of all else, it's the love of a country that's great enough to include everything else!

   girls are like phones. we love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!!

   God put one arm around me today for love and protection and then your hand over my mouth...It's just gonna be one of those days!

   More often than not sadly... The three phases of love: 1.XOXO 2. XXX 3.EX

   Oh, I would love to stay for your yoga class....but, I think I would rather floss with barbwire or give myself a tattoo.

   I want to be loved like white guys love khaki shorts.

   This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.

   I use to think that wearing masks was so ridiculous and lame. Now that I've seen him wear one, I love masks and I can get enough of them.

   If you're gonna have raw sex with the person you love so much, at least do it wearing the safest thing...A WEDDING RING!

   Dear Auntie Em, "I Hate you and I hate Kansas, I'm leaving and I'm taking the dog.... Love Dorothy.

   PETA would like to remind the protesters in EGYPT: FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH, PLEASE DON'T SMOKE THE CAMELS!!!!

   Casey Anthony not guilty, Troy Davis being executed...Everybody Hates Chris but Everybody Love Raymond..smh..who says it ain't bout color ?

   Sometimes, people get caught up in their own self pity/misery that they fail to see what they are doing to the people around who love them