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Love is being willing to die for someone that you want to disfigure with acid, decapitate, and send through a wood chipper on a daily basis.
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06-30-2014 14:19
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I was making love to Robert Pattinson for seven hours straight until security told me that Madam Tussuads was getting ready to close.
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12-13-2010 21:51 by jgmitts
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If some of your citizens have lost faith in the flag and country, maybe you needs to try to find out why and address their grievances instead of trying to force them to respect the flag and love their country.
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09-24-2017 09:08
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More often than not sadly... The three phases of love: 1.XOXO 2. XXX 3.EX
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11-16-2013 14:16 by YODA
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Oh, I would love to stay for your yoga class....but, I think I would rather floss with barbwire or give myself a tattoo.
I want to be loved like white guys love khaki shorts.
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03-18-2014 14:48 by Baddie
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God put one arm around me today for love and protection and then your hand over my mouth...It's just gonna be one of those days!
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07-28-2010 07:19
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American Patriotism is not defined as the love of our country to the exclusion of all else, it's the love of a country that's great enough to include everything else!
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07-03-2011 19:27
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girls are like phones. we love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!!
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02-02-2011 18:37
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just made love to Luisa Gronqvist in the middle of the street.
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01-23-2012 16:21 by Marco
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I love the poorly educated. Laughter would be scarce without them.
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04-19-2019 11:20
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Dear Auntie Em, "I Hate you and I hate Kansas, I'm leaving and I'm taking the dog.... Love Dorothy.
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04-04-2010 18:10
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I use to think that wearing masks was so ridiculous and lame. Now that I've seen him wear one, I love masks and I can get enough of them.
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07-13-2020 08:21
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This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.
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12-03-2017 02:10 by Beth
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If you're gonna have raw sex with the person you love so much, at least do it wearing the safest thing...A WEDDING RING!
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11-20-2011 12:40
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PETA would like to remind the protesters in EGYPT: FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH, PLEASE DON'T SMOKE THE CAMELS!!!!
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02-03-2011 18:59 by Nebulith
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Casey Anthony not guilty, Troy Davis being executed...Everybody Hates Chris but Everybody Love Raymond..smh..who says it ain't bout color ?
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09-21-2011 20:38
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What do you think of when you hear the word woman? I think of lingerie, stilettos, cosmetics, sweet perfumes, love. What about when I hear the word wife? I think of nagging, booze and staying out till late.
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11-09-2011 05:07
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Did you here about the elderly couple who lived next to a church? .....They were making love to the rhythm of the church bells..........A fire engine went passed and the old man died of a heart attack.
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12-14-2011 18:34 by Ian
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Sometimes, people get caught up in their own self pity/misery that they fail to see what they are doing to the people around who love them
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05-08-2010 05:08
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