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   messageicon Relationships are like yard sales... They look good from a distance but you get there & realize its just a bunch of sh!t you dont need.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 04:00 by Beth Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Party at my crib @ 2am" -on a baby shirt
←Rate | 10-08-2011 17:16 by beth Comments (0)  

   messageicon You've been rejected more times than the Chinese guy that stands in the mall food court trying to hand out samples of bourbon chicken.
←Rate | 09-24-2011 15:55 by Beth Comments (0)  

   messageicon This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.
←Rate | 12-03-2017 02:10 by Beth Comments (0)  


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