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What I love best about sex with a married woman is wiping myself off with her husband's clean underwear!
Teacher: If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him, what virtue will I be showing? Student: Brotherly love!
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02-05-2012 16:38
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I hate people who make me nervous! Oh but I love making people nervous!
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12-29-2011 15:55
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midgets who are actors and actresses must love the Xmas season. every movie or commercial that remotely deals with Santa has at least 2000 of em'
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11-06-2011 21:43
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Seriously. Don't you just love it when someone hits you up on facebook chat and your WiFi goes out?
X is I'm a good boyfriend..I always talk to her, play with her, touch her buttons...I definitely turn her on... I love you Xbox.
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09-23-2012 20:05
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I love following women who write inspirational tweets because, you know...chubby girls.
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11-25-2013 11:49
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I love this new Pope...He is so different! I dont even think he's not even Christian. He excommunicated Italian Mafias on Mafia war. He's like Go to chruch...or nah! hashtag whateves!
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06-23-2014 17:47
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...U.S. combat in Iraq officially over. I love Pres. Obama! He's the ONLY black guy I know who's kept his withdrawal promise!
Life is about friends and family, nothing else matters. it all boils down to how you've impacted those in your circle. The sacrifices you make along the way will be your true legacy . LIVE, LOVE, LEARN.
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12-31-2017 13:52 by mds
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Kids don't like meatloaf…but add some candles kids love meat cake….
Woke up this morning on a hotel room floor laying on a make-shift bed I made entirely out of a tuxedo and towels. Still not quite sure where my pants are. God I love weddings.
No one will ever love you as much as I don't.
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08-18-2013 02:14
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I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I`m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?
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05-11-2011 06:26
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They say fat people need love too. No they need a DIET!
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10-05-2011 14:45
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Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Hillary too..
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12-28-2016 15:20 by JCGJ
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I dry hump my mattress because I love my bed so much.
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09-10-2010 14:20
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to love or not to love....theres no question :-)
Make sure you've got something of yourself left over for the ones that love you. 3 replies 65 retweets 121 likes
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03-22-2017 23:26 by Cupid
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Listen, gorgeous... I love you so much I would suck out the venom if a poisonous snake bit you on the ass. But, I'm sorry, I won't swallow.
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07-23-2012 15:43
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