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Dear Women, You know when you pull your bra thru your sleeve & stuff it into the couch? That's as close to us as you'll ever be. Love, Men
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07-19-2012 03:16
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If you love cats adopt one. If you hate cats support the Chinese cuisine.
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08-19-2010 19:51 by Chris
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If we're side by side in bed and I can't keep my eyes off you, it means I'm really in love, or I'm gonna' slit your throat while you sleep.
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12-02-2012 09:34 by Baddie
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Gotta love AC with this heat, but damn it's colder than a witches ( . ) in here...
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07-22-2011 23:34 by Massena43
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I love living in a small town where everyone is so friendly, unless you are from a differnt town or have a differing opinion
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07-17-2015 20:04
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Can I borrow that quarter? Because my mom told me to call home when I fell in love.
Treat em like ladies - love em like lesbians!
I love Fig Newtons. Yes, You might say i'm a "FIGGIT".
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10-10-2011 22:38
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if "rawr" means "i love you" then why does it scare me?
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04-03-2010 22:00
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ofcourse I love women and have an undying respect fo 'em. , .they rate way up on my priority list . . right after measles,chicken pox and broken legs
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04-22-2010 03:03 by spitfire
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Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥
Fellas; Don't just rush to hit it. Take time to know her, then you'll know how to love her emotionally and physically.
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04-10-2012 13:07
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I love my women like I love my Ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws
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07-07-2023 08:15
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Gotta love Facebook... I haven't had this much fun writing on walls since I was 6.
When someone you love walks away, they take your entire world with them.
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10-06-2014 13:50
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Justin Bieber fathering a love child is hard to believe. Justin Bieber having a love child, now that I can believe.
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11-02-2011 10:34
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If she's in love with Justin Beiner, she's too young for you bro!
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08-18-2011 19:13
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Love is never wrong...Especially when that love is between two young carefree ladies who have wandering hands and a deep curiosity for experimentation...Yea that's some real love :)
A Guy gives a girl 12 roses, 11 real, 1 fake, and tells her "I will love you until the last rose dies<3
Mr. Howell's and Gingers' love child
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01-09-2010 23:01 by lexman
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