friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   It's the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!

   It's weekend! So drink triple.. see double.. act single!

   In line at walmart. The lady in front of me had a lawn chair, a can of beans and a box of that summers eve douche rinse. I'm afraid to imagine what her weekend might consist of

   hi weekend! let me introduce you to my basement..........you're not going anywhere!

   its friday I smell vodka

   I was thinking about going to Walmart for Black Friday but I couldn't find my pajamas.

   Ladies in Atlanta this weekend, every big dude is not an NFL player, don't get knocked up by the cook from Waffle House

   Black Friday. Or as it should be known: "Thanksgiving Is Over, We Now Return You To Your Self-Centered Lives Already In Progress."

   I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts

   Whenever I date a woman, I think to myself, "Is this a woman that I want my children to spend every other weekend with?

   The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.

   Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!

   Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say, "Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."

   I need some transition time from the weekend... can we drink during lunch breaks this week to get back to normal?

   Its friday everybody! Maybe I should make a song about it.......u know, just to get the word out

   Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.

   I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed....

   reminding you that you need to turn your clocks back this weekend, i'm going to turn mine back to when I was 25.

   The Royal Couple will be in the U.S. on Friday. Isn't that ironic? We spent Monday celebrating the day we threw the British out, and on Friday we're letting them back in.

   I vote for a 3 day weekend and a 4 day work week.