love Funny Status Messages

   During sex, anyone can say I love you, but only a few are going to stay and prove it.

   Today is a special day in the rite of spring. It speaks of rejuvenated love and a reminder of things that are sweet. Happy Pitchers and Catchers Report day!

   I used to love your updates. Then you pissed me off, and now your updates piss me off too.

   Make me sleep on the couch so I know our love is real.

   That uneasy moment when you cant remember if you like her, miss her, hate her, love her, if you know her...

   We live in a generation of not being in love, and not being together. But we sure make it feel like we're together because we're scared to see each other with somebody else *Drake*

   Life is short, we only get to live it once, so live and love and give it all you got!!

   Love is when you wake up with your boxers around your ankles and your hands full of peanut butter, right?.

   Know what I love???? Free handguns and Hard liquor night at the ball park!!! Ton's of fun!

   So the Pope has parted ways with the Mafia? I love how humans picks other humans to lord over them.

   Women love being cuddled while they sleep, except for when they don't know who you are, apparently.

   Don't love someone so much that you stop watching p 0rn!

   Go to the train station and make eye contact with someone as the train pulls away and then chase after it it while yelling “I LOVE YOU!”

   Going to Mexico next month and my buddies suggested I take my lady to a donkey show. Cool! We both love those Shrek movies. Thanks for the suggestion guys!

   My girlfriend complains that I don't tell her how much I love her. I don't want to upset her.

   I love my women like I love my Keurig coffee, disposable after a single use.

   I LOVE JESUS, you don't have to be a bitter atheist about it, I'm just expressing my sentiment with the majority of the people here. I LOVE JESUS

   I love my wife so much that I use c ondom with other girls.

   Only one long utter but I love getting milked

   I love you in Blue...I love you in Red...But most of all...I love you in....Blue