life Funny Status Messages

   Hey can I borrow a pencil? "Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser" "Life doesn't have an eraser" "That was deep man.."

   If you think your life is bad, just remember that Stevie Wonder will never ever see Jennifer Lawrence's leaked nudes.

   R.I.P. Patrice O'Neal... Dead at 41 but lived life in the Funny Lane.

   Don't Lie To The Love Of Your Life ..... For The Hoe Of The Night !!!

   I would rather have a life full of scars than one full of fear.

   Wait a second, you guys have friends in real life?

   Life is more fun when you are on coffee or drunk.

   Jimmy's life would have been so much better if he had been taught to do the Hokey Pokey rather than just cracking corn.

   Still waiting for the best day of my life to happen...!!!

   If you can not see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

   The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

   ☑ Facebook. ☑ Twitter. ☑ Tumblr. ☐ Life.

   Just looked up from my phone. Worst 5 seconds of my life.

   If they were to make a porn on my life, It would be fully clothed people apologizing to each other.

   Dear Girls: Happy Valentines Day!!! If a guy wants you to learn bodybuilding....it means you are the most important person is his life and he also needs a training partner.

   I've decided February is a trial month too, I'll sort out my life in March....

   Life is like soccer because my Mom signed me up for it and expects me to try my best even though I absolutely hate f*cking soccer.

   If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of my life under this bathroom light that gives my abs a hint of definition.

   I’m, like, 3 showers and an intervention away from getting my life together.

   Life is give and take; I give and you take, probably.