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I must be the only person that didn't like Avatar. I fell asleep an hour into it. I mean seriously, if I wanted to see a love story I would have rented "The Notebook" then promptly shot myself in the face.
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01-28-2010 13:18
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Love her, Respect her, Surprise her, Never lie, Care about her, Text her first, Keep her happy, and make her feel beautiful
She says I am her one and only love, but she has a whole photo album dedicated to Brad Pitt while my single pic on her page is languishing under wall pictures.
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06-18-2012 03:23
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Love doesn't ask why, it ask "When and where?"
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04-09-2012 03:59
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Some call it love, I call it vodka.
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02-25-2014 14:16
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Love fades with time, shape, weight, looks and bank balance.
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01-30-2014 06:27
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Quick, someone take one for the team and fall in love with me. Happy Valentine's Day.
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02-14-2016 03:42
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"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with a couple police officers, you'll know" that you're an as$-hole.
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03-04-2015 16:15
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Amongst all the beautiful women in this world.. There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again.
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08-19-2014 02:12 by Udit
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I love taking the grocery store up on their offer to carry my groceries out to my car for me
Follow what you Love, Learn what you Live, and eventually you will Live what you Love...
"We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage."
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02-10-2010 09:58 by savio
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What's 7 inches long with a purple head and women love it? ... A twenty pound note!
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07-15-2010 15:35
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Real men who care for, cherish and love a woman faithfully, deserve the butthole at least once..
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12-06-2013 06:12
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My Love is Like Hell! My Family is like Heaven, My Friends are the Best, & I'm Completely Drunk!
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01-17-2010 23:11
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You know you are in love with a guy when you think about having sex with him.
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02-17-2012 21:11 by BEGO
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I love my new phone. I can now undate my status while crossing the stre
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01-13-2013 18:42 by MWC
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Your hate for Trump only give him more attention while your love for Bernie is forgotten
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03-14-2016 19:58
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my mum thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your uncle just died. LOL."
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12-11-2010 19:44 by rubin
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Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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10-21-2010 10:18
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