life Funny Status Messages

   spring cleaning time. while your at it get rid of those people who are only bringin you down and taking up space in your life..

   Time is your most precious gift, you only have a set amount of it. Time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time.

   AMAN: Well son...If one of your life goals is to fight with someone about how to put the milk back into a refrigerator, Then yes, I suggest marriage.

   If someone ever tells you that you're putting too much peanut butter on your bread, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

   Law of Study Leave: As per some equation, The rate of days nearing exams is directly proportional to The no. of things in life that get more interesting day-by-day!

   when it comes down to it, it's the little thongs in life that makes it all worthwhile...

   Life's a piano and I'm wearing boxing gloves

   sippin' my coffee in peace and quiet!! Life is good :)

   Before looking for intelligent life on planets found in other solar systems, maybe we should look for it on our own planet..

   Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

   The man in front of me is buying a pregnancy test. I bet this is the one time in his life, he wishes she sent him for tampons

   My uncle was diagnosed with terminal cancer last month, but all my Facebook friends changed their status' for an hour and now he's going to live a long and fruitful life.

   Life's short... Find someone to spend it with

   I wish computer commands worked in real life. You make a mistake with your girlfriend = Ctrl+z. Your girlfriend dumps you = Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Your girlfriend starts seeing your best friend = sledge hammer to screen.

   When life hands you lemons it should only remind you to buy more tequila, life is as simple as that.

   70% of my life is composed of Work and 40% learning proper mathematics.

   The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. I just did 15 push ups. True story!

   The best drinks in life are free.

   I've never seen grown men more upset over a Disney Movie in my life.

   In life, people who deserve nothing usually end up getting everything.