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   messageicon 1 day of coal for 364 of fun... I'll take my chances
←Rate | 11-29-2009 21:34 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think, therefore we have nothing in common
←Rate | 10-08-2009 13:39 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas is the time of year when we want our pasts forgotten and our presents remembered!
←Rate | 12-21-2009 09:19 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
←Rate | 10-08-2009 13:41 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
←Rate | 10-22-2009 17:09 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon tonight, alcohol would be proud of me
←Rate | 10-21-2009 16:58 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon finally reached the Apex of Standardized Suckitude
←Rate | 12-02-2009 08:50 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer, On VISA!!! Christmas shopping time.
←Rate | 11-07-2009 11:13 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when it comes down to it, it's the little thongs in life that makes it all worthwhile...
←Rate | 08-28-2009 12:19 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks our exit strategy for Iraq should involve "leaving" through Iran
←Rate | 11-17-2009 19:31 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon used to be legit. He was too legit. He was too legit to quit... but now he's not legit. He's unlegit. And for that reason, he must quit.
←Rate | 11-10-2009 20:08 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just asked if I wanted to contribute money to help ease the political unrest in Egypt.... For some reason I just can't get passed my initial worry that this could turn out to be a Pyramid Scheme
←Rate | 02-08-2011 23:08 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you
←Rate | 10-08-2009 13:37 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks "romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
←Rate | 10-21-2009 16:54 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just given murderous primatives the power of fire!
←Rate | 11-08-2009 22:48 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
←Rate | 10-21-2009 16:53 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon first there were 3 broken axles then I died of dysentery. Damn Oregon Trail.
←Rate | 08-26-2009 22:27 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just won the Australian lottery! I'll be a millionaire just as soon as I pay this $795 processing fee... Suckahs!!!
←Rate | 09-17-2009 08:18 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna update this status, but I got high. I was gonna let you in on my life, but I got high. Now I'm behind the times, and I know why... hey eh, cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high!
←Rate | 10-16-2009 15:59 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon preparing to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the REFLEXES of a puma, and the WISDOM of a man!
←Rate | 10-21-2009 20:58 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


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