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To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful
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10-29-2010 16:09 by inezt
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If you love something... set it free. Maybe not dogs with rabies, though.
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05-13-2014 20:04 by Drizzy
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Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
Don't you just hate those skinny ass Barbie type girls that always says "I'm fat"!! I would love to go "not now but keep actin' like your actin' and you will be after those 7 kids you're gonna have" Anyone else feel this way??
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03-04-2011 12:34 by urboyblue
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Life is short...Break the rules, forgive, love, laugh, and never regret anything that made you smile!
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01-15-2011 15:14 by tngirl
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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up...
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11-28-2010 10:22 by Grifter
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I used to love, respect and cherish every moment we spent together and then something happened...oh yeah, I built a bridge and got over it!
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07-14-2010 23:40
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watching The Biggest Loser. I'd really love to be on that show. Not so much to lose weight.. but just to have Jillian ride me like a donkey while talking dirty to me.. Yeahh baby!
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09-28-2010 20:51
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I love the look of sad laker fans! D-rose is the new league superstar, go sit down Kobe!
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05-08-2011 17:52
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"SWAG" LOL....I love to know where words originate from and in the 1960's a group of men came up with the term "SWAG"....it's meaning Secretly We Are G@y!! True story!! So go get your SWAG on and please post on FB everytime you do so I can laugh at you!!
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08-17-2012 15:31 by urboyblue
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Live, Laugh, Love, Lesbians, :)
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07-15-2010 18:32 by kenny
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I love St. Valentine's Day. Not the holiday, the massacre.
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02-13-2013 23:04
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Behind this innocent smile of mine, lay words that go unsaid. Words of longing, love, anger, and hate, all repeating inside my head.
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01-05-2012 23:14 by Jason
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"Will you love me forever?" She asked. "Of course." I replied, lying beside her...
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04-12-2012 15:58
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I love watching my husband sleep so peacefully. It gives me time to plot all the ways I can take him out should the time come someday.
Dudes: Women LOVE IT, when you're man enough to just walk away from an argument... Unless the argument is with THEM. Then... YOU'RE a PUSS!
I can't breath through my nose, I'm in a perpetual state of sneeze, my eyes are watery, there is something crawling on my back and up my leg!!! OMG I love Spring!!!
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05-20-2011 09:25 by Lonagan
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Mariah Sharapova living proof that Russians love to cheat.
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03-12-2016 06:58
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You may not love me now, but vodka.
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10-05-2014 12:10
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The only "b" word you should call a girl is beautiful. B**ches love to be called beautiful.
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