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I wish I loved anything as much as women love telling other women "that's perfectly normal" without any medical training whatsoever.
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06-26-2014 13:24
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How much for the eternal loyalty & unconditional love? Ma'am that's a puppy
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08-06-2014 14:51
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Know what I love about my dogs? I can lock 'em in the trunk of my car for an hour, and when I open it, they're excited to see me. Can't do that with a wife...
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11-23-2009 19:35
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''If he doesn't hit you, he doesn't love you.'' - Rihanna
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09-26-2012 23:54
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will write you a love song unlike that Sara Bareilles b**ch
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05-21-2009 09:40 by matt
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I love when bicthes make status about how much the hate b**ches
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05-26-2011 21:44 by BEGO
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Dont you just love X-mas time. Its the only legal stalking month. You know what I mean.. Someone pops out of the mall..you follow them and a nice slow stalking speed..Waiting ..Then you know its time to attack..Got the parking stall. Mission accomplished!
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12-01-2009 22:13
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I love mustache, rides.
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12-06-2011 21:38 by Erma
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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10-12-2011 07:33 by Viper
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My mother texted me "What does IDK, LY,& TTYL means? I answered: I don't know, love u, talk to you later. Mother: Ok I'll ask your sister
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11-06-2011 18:24 by marcus
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I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”
Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Rosie O'Donnell too..
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12-30-2016 18:04 by Kado
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I LOVE JESUS TOO...he's my mexican lover.
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02-12-2014 10:24
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Do what you love, and the money will follow, unless what you love is Facebook.
Dear women: we don't give a CRAP about eyebrows. Love, men.
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05-09-2011 16:52 by BEGO
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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03-31-2011 18:48 by mullerman
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Why does everyone love dolphins so much? They're mammals that can breathe under water and they're smarter than us. We should be worried.
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10-05-2011 05:51 by flinnie
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I'm currently killing a twelve pack, and every squirrel within fifty yards of my porch. Love me some Saturdays.
If it's between love and losing And to never have known the feeling, I'd still side with love And if I end up lonely at least I will be there knowing I believe in love
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11-24-2010 22:22
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it's a Booty Call!
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