Friday Funny Status Messages

   : Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...

   I don't mean to brag, but after 30 years of marriage, my wife and I still have sex almost every night. We almost had it Friday night, almost Saturday, almost… ツ

   If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.

   on this very day 125 years ago it was also a Friday TGIF

   It might be Friday ...... BUT.... SUNDAYS COMING!!!!

   I always feel uneasy when Friday the 13th falls on a Monday.

   Don't wait untill friday, start your weekend at monday !!

   Black cats, ladders, broken mirrors, guys named Jason. I hate Friday the 13th.

   Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!

   I'm not doing the 'Black Friday' thing this year. Last year... it was so crowded... I walk out of Walmart with someone else's shoes on...

   When you're an Atheist, every Friday is good and nobody has to die.

   I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!

   Black Friday = Broke Saturday

   Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?

   Daily log Monday morning, 9:49am: I have decided I am done trying until Friday night, I've already been here too long this week.

   I think daylight saving time should start on a friday at 4pm instead of 2am sunday morning.

   I picked up this chick last Friday night. I'm not saying she's fat or anything, but when I pulled her panties down to her knees, her a$$ was still in them. :(

   Who do atheists thank for Friday?

   Figured It Out Black Friday is Like Child birth,U know Its gonna Be a LONG process,Ur Even excited about it the night B4 It Happens BUT as soon as it starts It Hurts Like Hell,U Wanna Kill Every1,pray that it ends soon & promises to never 2 do it again

   The power of Friday compels you! The power of Friday compels you!