easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   I turned out ok for a kid raised in large part by Bugs Bunny.

   watched a bunny hop past me and into bushes and thought "What if I'm supposed to follow it?"

   Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?..............Neither did I. I was just asking.

   Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps!

   When you're parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUSE! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!"

   wow... I think easter is a few weeks away... calm down walmart...

   my neighbors put their Christmas decorations up early, so I put my Easter stuff out just to one-up them.

   What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?... It's gonna take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick.

   Most popular words spoken by a Pastor today..."Wow ...I haven't seen you since last Easter "

   I watch so much of the Investigation Discovery channel, I can kill you and make it look like the Easter Bunny did it.

   There’s no such thing as a non-terrifying Easter bunny costume.

   Easter candy on sale. Welcome back 10 pounds.

   Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...

   Decided to have an Easter egg hunt this year. The golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. Who said we were too old for Easter?!?

   Well Easter is almost over, just saw Walmart employees putting up Christmas Decorations......

   Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?

   In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I've decided to keep the dust bunnies as decorations.

   Just found seven Easter eggs while putting up Halloween decorations.

   Today In the Facebook Stock Market, 'Happy Easter' status updates are up 200%, 'Stupid Group Invitations' are up 50%, 'Friendship Bonding' plummets and 'Exaggerations' are down 3.40 pts on the Nasdaq.

   Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square...