snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   My husband keeps insisting we try 69, but I think we should keep the thermostat at 70 degrees this winter.

   I don’t need to watch the news to tell me how hard it’s going to snow, as I can always tell by how many loaves of bread are left on the shelf at the supermarket.

   Snow is merely rain, rain that doesn't go away. It hangs around for days and days.

   Dear Eric, Canada isn’t for sale. But feel free to borrow some Canadian snow to cool down your dad’s hot air.

   If the president-elect (Donald Trump) wants Canada as the 51st state, we’ll send him a box of Snow, Poutine, and Free Speech to remind him we’re better off up north.

   My friend runs a camping shop,and between December and February he has a sale,so I made him a banner for the front of his shop, it reads "now is the winter of our discount tents"

   Winter's coming. Bright side...Taylor Swift albums make excellent kindly.

   I just realized why this month is called May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.

   Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!

   I'm tired of winter! I want to fast-forward to complaining about how hot it is!