love Funny Status Messages

   I love photos because they never change EVEN when the person in it changes.

   Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

   The love of money is a root of all KINDS of evil (1 Timothy 6:10)

   2nd greatest holiday gift for someone you love. The receipt.

   Sex is like pancakes ... God I love Pancakes !!

   The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.

   If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it's a Booty Call!

   I name my pen!s "Attention" because we all know how much women love attention

   We live in a generation of not being in love, and not being together. But we sure make it feel like we're together because we're scared to see each other with somebody else *Drake*

   If I can give some advice to the gentleman, you can say you love her but actions speak louder than words. Females have had guys talk and talk, and the actions dont match up. If you wanna prove you are not like the rest, act like it. Dont just say it.

   You should have told me that your love has an expiration date.

   hopes that all of you are practicing your "Oh my God, I LOVE it!" face? We're getting closer...

   If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon

   I hate ants but I love fire= Not a good combination for the ants.>:D

   I've learnt that money can't buy love, it can only buy you attention and company while it lasts.

   Ladies: There is no sign language in love. If he didn't say it, he didn't mean it. Stop assuming and putting words into his mouth.

   I asked my Heart : Why can't I Sleep at Night? My Heart told me : Because you have already Slept in the Afternoon. Don't act like you are in Love !

   I love the holidays. A time when people are supposed to be more nice and caring, actually become bigger a$$holes than they are the rest of the year.

   Swallow my babies so I know your love is real.

   What I love most about my ex is that she is someone else's problem now.