life Funny Status Messages

   Relax........Let's get back to the important things in life! Like stealing eachothers status!

   Dear Men, Life without Women, would literally be a pain in the as*.

   Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

   THONY DEVITO 07/17/2012 No matter how busy I am, I always manage to make room in my life to get unreasonably angry when an update I'm proud of gets no reaction.

   Life throws you s%it, but the s%it is not always a bad thing, it's taking you to better places…

   We all at some point in our lives' think that the who, what & where are not what you thought it to be, but in the end you will have the life with whom you wanted & all the what's accomplished and more importantly be exactly where YOU want to be. Life

   I love how the best things in life are unexpected

   If my life was a movie, you would be here by now.

   My life advice to kids: In the end Blossom grew up to be Sheldon Cooper's girlfriend,,,, that's all you need to know.

   Life is like an ice-cream - enjoy it before it melts.

   There are only two things I want out of life! 1. Lose Weight 2. Eat!

   Music is my Escape from all the Bullsh!t in Life!!!

   Life gave you lemons because you stood around with your hands out waiting for someone to give you something. Pick your own goddamn fruit.

   Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.

   Memo to self: Next time you fill out a job application and it asks about military service, it is best not to mention that you've Gone Commando a few times in your life.

   Life is all about A$$! You are either covering it! Kissing it! Busting it! Laughing it off! Trying to get a piece of it! ......Or you live with one!!!

   I do have a life outside of Facebook, but I don't remember the password for it.

   Life is ironic. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes..

   Congrats on being one of the "cool kids" in Highschool. Too bad about the rest of your life though.

   EX means: Thanks for the EXperience, Our time has EXpired, now EXit my life..